Tiger asks her politely to put a sock in it because he's trying to sleep off some pain pills and red wine.Understandably, he was feeling a little hermatile (look it up).One thing leads to another and Tiger tells Elin that she can have her immortal movie character because he has another actual human woman waiting for him right now at the closest local chain hotel.All logical so far...rightThis may not have happened to me a few years ago with the roles reversed, but my wife wasn't dumb enough to drive into a fire-hydrant...allegedly.I personally cannot wait to hear from Tiger Woods directly on this one. When I say directly I mean over a couple of beers at the country club. Call me anytime Tiger, if you need to talk to someone.Not the accident, but the alleged affair.Humans make mistakes, but having incredibly good judgement is perhaps the only reason sports fans admire Tiger. As I said before, golf is NOT a sport in the athletic sense.One thing is certain, Tiger will not lie to police about the circumstances surrounding the confusing car accident late Thanksgiving night. Either he avoids making legally significant public statements about the incident or he will tell the entire truth and accept the consequences.It's what golf teaches.I wish that the ridiculous story that Tiger's wife and agent are pushing was even marginally believable because the two media sources who are disputing them are TMZ and The Enquirer. 
How terrible is our mainstream media if these two organizations are the most credible sources on any topic.Without a 2:30 a.m., low-speed car accident twenty feet from home that required his wedge wielding wife to smash out a back window and drag Tiger to safety, nobody would give any credit to the aforementioned media stories.Here's a lesson in public relations for Elin: when you make up a story, try to make it MORE logical than the tabloid explanation.Tiger, like the gentleman his image suggests, is attempting to take the heat for his wife by possibly staging the entire event. She could get jail time if his injuries were the result of Elin's golf swing. How embarrassing would that be for his familyFor the record, in case any of my future ex-wives are reading this, Tiger deserves a seven-iron sandwich for the Enquirer making up anything about his possible interest in anyone other than his beautiful wife and mother of his perfect children.Look for Elin's "Kobe Special" in future appearances, a ring that is more expensive than a house.Something on this scorecard does not add up.As Woods has learned over his illustrious golfing career, double check each score and make sure it equals the total before signing off on it.. CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian outback policeman was pelted with rocks and beer bottles and his stolen patrol car was used to try and run him down, police said Wednesday. LifestyleThe officer was attacked by five people Tuesday night at an Aboriginal camp near the desert town of Alice Springs.The attackers tried to run him down several times with the stolen car before they fled, dumping the vehicle 190 km (120 miles) away.

Police condemned the assault as "drunken, cowardly and brutal.""This incident is an outrage," Northern Territory Police Commander Bert Hofer said in a statement, adding the officer had shown remarkable restraint not to use his gun in response."Every day police officers do their best to protect the community and often it's a difficult and dangerous job. But to have this sort of cowardly assault on a lone police officer by a group of people is completely intolerable," Hofer said.Alice Springs, a base for tourists visiting Australia's outback, has seen a surge in violence in recent months, much of it blamed on local indigenous youths.The town's mayor last month demanded the riot squad be brought from Darwin, 1,500 km (930 miles) away, in a bid to end lawlessness blamed on chronic joblessness, boredom and easy access to alcohol.Police said one of the attackers, a woman, was arrested after she was found in the police vehicle. Two men and two other women were arrested Wednesday and were to be charged with assault.(Reporting by Rob Taylor; Editing by Paul Tait) Lifestyle. In a stunning turn of events the New Jersey Nets have hired former Notre Dame football coach, Charlie Weis.