George Michael is seemingly always in trouble

Worried that her spot on the Olympic team was in danger, Tonya Harding had her ex-husband go and hit Nancy Kerrigan in the knee with a pipe so that Harding could take her spot.Not the brightest conspirator on the planet, Harding was found out easily and her career went down as quickly as Kerrigan did after the attack. Unless you count Celebrity Boxing, Harding's transgression pretty much cost her everything.. Michael Richards was great on Seinfeld, but apparently he's not a great stand-up comedian. At one of his shows he was doing poorly and was getting heckled by some African Americans in the back and went off on a rant that stuck a giant fork in his career.If you've never seen it, it's a sight to behold. But when he figured out that he was never going to get into Cooperstown, he figured, "Hey, might as well come clean and make some money while I'm at it."So Rose finally admits to betting on baseball when he released his book. Admitted it after about 20 years of adamantly lying and feigning outrage What a putz.. Michael Jackson had his PhD in crazy way before this incident, but this just moved him to the head of the class.

Jackson didn't seem like he had the arm strength to get away with the danging being totally okay Plus, he had a bad grip.. Pee Wee Herman, one of the most beloved children's characters of all time. He was so child-like and innocent himself.Then Paul Reubans, the guy who brought the character to life, and wouldn't even do interviews as himself, decided to go to a porn theater and whip it out right there. He was of course arrested for indecent exposure and had to go into hiding for the most part.Now, 18 years later, he's trying to have a comeback as Pee Wee Herman, but I'm guessing the whole public indecency thing will never fully go away.. Kobe Bryant was one of the most marketable sports stars in the world, probably even more so than Tiger Woods Kobe was a young, good-looking winner with charisma. Which is why it was so shocking when he was accused of raping a woman in a hotel room in Colorado.The charges were eventually dropped, but Kobe did admit to cheating on his wife with the woman and lost almost all of his endorsements. It took him years later, a number change, and another championship for people to forget about it.Oh, and a giant ring for his wife. George Michael is seemingly always in trouble.

The former pop star was arrested for flashing a police officer in a restroom, then again for having public sex with a stranger in a park. Michael then admitted that he regularly goes trolling for anonymous sex.Not only that, but he was arrested for falling asleep at the wheel in front of a traffic light while on drugs This guy is a role model if I've ever known one.. He was let out in time for the game where he played a crucial part in the Falcons loss to the Broncos.Nice. Get award for "high moral character" then try to get oral sex from a hooker No one else ever had a day like that..

The former Governor of New York was busted for being a part of a high-end prostitute ring. Spitzer apparently paid over $80,000 while he was Attorney General and Governor.Not all of the money was his own. He allegedly used campaign funds to pay for a meeting on a couple of different occasions. The woman in the picture is "Kristen," a $1,000 per hour call girl that Spitzer was a big fan of I'm shocked I thought all politicians were supposed to be honest! Hey, speaking of politicians. While we may have not exactly blamed Bill Clinton for sleeping around since he was married to Hillary Clinton, that doesn't mean that it wasn't a big deal.The scandal had everything: sex, lies, and a semen stained dress. Clinton even tried to wriggle his way out of things by debating the meaning of the world "is."Not that we ever believed Slick Willy when he definitely stated "I.. did not.. have sexual relations...